There is something wonderful about seeing someone who has found her true purpose on earth. For some people, I guess that’s being an astronaut or a hotdog eating champion. For Leslie, her true purpose on earth, her true meaning, is making people’s lives better. That’s what I love about her, and that’s why she deserves this award. Sincerely, Satan.
“I need to remember every little thing about how perfect my life is right now at this exact moment.”
“April’s not my daughter, she’s my friend.”
meanwhile in an alternate awesome universe (via factoseintolerant)